I HAVE FAILED TO BE YOUR MP LET ME BE YOUR GOVERNOR/SENATOR

I Have Failed as an MP, nOW I wanna be your Govrnor-Ha Ha Ha HAA ''what not you again' corrupt and a failure'' Mr MP.  that's very un-nice way of talking to a leader. I have big plans for the people in 2013. By 2030, I can promise this--Kenya will be in the second world. This won't happen i if I am not re-elected in 2012. This won't happen if we all not do our job. Each one has his job. You have your job. I have my job which you gave me. I need to complete the projects I started.
Kenyan MPs are a misunderstood lot. We work very hard. But the ordinary mwananchi is just jealous. Not everyone can be an MP at the same time. You gave us 5 yrs to be your MPs. Let us be your MP.

• Why dont like spending your money wisely...me am very wise I spend 2500 ksh for lunch everyday at serena and am actually going there. Why dont skip on of your lunches just a day and pay the 2000 NHIF contribution per month. You voters you perplex me...anyway kama hamtaki medical cover shauri yenu
• I am a professor of politics you can never remove me..three degrees one from the professor of politics himself MOI, I have studied a masters from Mugabe (who got seven degrees) and onother from Emilio Mwai Obako
• Ok ok ok I know you need direction am your leader and our tribe is being oppressed... dont tell anyone whisper whisper....but let me tel you Fiddel must take langata if we are to survive...ok! and Jimmy Othaya when i leve..ndio hizo projects Ziendelee ok... good people our tribe will remain supreme..am confident mumeniskia sio...hasanteni na mkae hivyo..wakenya you are wise people... asanteni.